Chapter 008
The Results
Result:
inconclusive.
Patient: me. Sampled: 3 a.m. Reason: doubt. Affection high, habit very high, love: not measurable.
Every line is quantified except the one that matters.
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The chapter
Chapter 008. A lab report. Seven quantified lines with their reference ranges, and one marked not measurable.
Printed across the back in clinical green. The chapter seal sits small on the chest.
The object
- Fabric
- 100% organic cotton, 220 g/m²
- Cut
- Oversized, dropped shoulders
- Collar
- No neck label. Just a size chip.
- Front
- The seal, 8 cm, in the chapter's colour
- Back
- The chapter, 25 cm, high between the shoulder blades
- DTF, printed to order in France
Size and fit
Oversized, dropped shoulders. For a closer fit, take one size down. Sizes S to 2XL. The full size chart, measured on a real shirt laid flat, is published before sales open.
Shipping and returns
Printed after you order, then shipped to mainland France. €4.90 per order, whatever the number of shirts. A tracking number is emailed when it leaves.
14 days after delivery to change your mind, no reason needed. A misaligned print or the wrong size is a defect, not a return: it's replaced or refunded at our cost.
Care
Inside out, 30°C, no tumble dryer. Never iron directly on the print.
